{"id":14361,"date":"2011-03-15T12:03:51","date_gmt":"2011-03-15T11:03:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/josjos.se\/blog\/?p=14361"},"modified":"2011-03-15T12:03:51","modified_gmt":"2011-03-15T11:03:51","slug":"kissa-i-badkaret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.josjos.se\/blog\/2011\/03\/15\/kissa-i-badkaret\/","title":{"rendered":"Kissa i badkaret"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>F\u00f6r ett tag sen n\u00e4r grabbarna badade s\u00e5 pekar Joel helt pl\u00f6tsligt p\u00e5 Simon som st\u00e5r upp.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8220;Simon kissar, mamma&#8221; s\u00e4ger han lite brytt.<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;N\u00e4d\u00e5, det ser bara ut s\u00e5&#8221; svarar jag lugnt. &#8220;Han h\u00e4ller vatten p\u00e5 magen och d\u00e5 ser det ut som om man kissar. Prova sj\u00e4lv f\u00e5r du se!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Joel ser lite fundersam ut och st\u00e4ller sig upp f\u00f6r att testa. H\u00e4ller vatten p\u00e5 magen och ser \u00f6verlycklig ut n\u00e4r det faktiskt ser ut som att han kissar. Skrattar h\u00f6gt. Provar ett par g\u00e5nger och sen h\u00e4ller han helt pl\u00f6tsligt en skopa p\u00e5 ryggen ist\u00e4llet.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; &#8220;Nu bajsar jag&#8221; skrattar Joel och forts\u00e4tter h\u00e4lla ett par g\u00e5nger innan det roliga f\u00f6rsvinner och han forts\u00e4tter med n\u00e5got annat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>F\u00f6r ett tag sen n\u00e4r grabbarna badade s\u00e5 pekar Joel helt pl\u00f6tsligt p\u00e5 Simon som st\u00e5r upp. &#8211; &#8220;Simon kissar, mamma&#8221; s\u00e4ger han lite brytt. &#8211; &#8220;N\u00e4d\u00e5, det ser bara ut s\u00e5&#8221; svarar jag lugnt. &#8220;Han h\u00e4ller vatten p\u00e5 magen och d\u00e5 ser det ut som om man kissar. Prova sj\u00e4lv f\u00e5r du se!&#8221; Joel [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[853,9],"class_list":["post-14361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vardagen","tag-citat","tag-joel"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josjos.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josjos.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josjos.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josjos.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josjos.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.josjos.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josjos.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josjos.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josjos.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}