{"id":34128,"date":"2015-03-14T22:50:35","date_gmt":"2015-03-14T21:50:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/josjos.se\/blog\/?p=34128"},"modified":"2015-03-14T22:50:35","modified_gmt":"2015-03-14T21:50:35","slug":"lite-nodig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.josjos.se\/blog\/2015\/03\/14\/lite-nodig\/","title":{"rendered":"Lite n\u00f6dig"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vi hade precis kommit till Friends arena och st\u00e4llt oss i k\u00f6n till popcorn d\u00e5 Simon ber\u00e4ttar att han \u00e4r v\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4ldigt n\u00f6dig. Jag g\u00e5r iv\u00e4g och l\u00e4mnar Sanna med tre grabbar i popcornk\u00f6n. Hittar toa, ser k\u00f6n&#8230; Inser att det d\u00e4r g\u00e5r aldrig.<\/p>\n<p>T\u00e4nker.<\/p>\n<p>Kollar runt och ser inga andra toaletter n\u00e4ra, och misst\u00e4nker att \u00f6vriga toaletter l\u00e4ngre bort har lika l\u00e5ng k\u00f6. Ser ett tomt \u00f6lplastglas och tar det. G\u00e5r iv\u00e4g lite och ser garderoben d\u00e4r ingen mer \u00e4n de som jobbar i den finns. T\u00e4nker att vi kan smyga undan n\u00e5gonstans och Simon kan kissa i glaset, men fr\u00e5gar i garderoben om det finns n\u00e5gon toalett som hen k\u00e4nner till. Han inser n\u00f6den i min fr\u00e5ga och g\u00e5r runt h\u00f6rnet och kollar, kommer tillbaka och vi f\u00e5r h\u00e4nga med till en helt tom toa (den delen av arenan anv\u00e4ndes inte pga scenen). Simon f\u00e5r kissa och vi tackar s\u00e5 hemskt mycket f\u00f6r v\u00e4nligheten.<\/p>\n<p>Sk\u00f6nt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vi hade precis kommit till Friends arena och st\u00e4llt oss i k\u00f6n till popcorn d\u00e5 Simon ber\u00e4ttar att han \u00e4r v\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4ldigt n\u00f6dig. Jag g\u00e5r iv\u00e4g och l\u00e4mnar Sanna med tre grabbar i popcornk\u00f6n. Hittar toa, ser k\u00f6n&#8230; Inser att det d\u00e4r g\u00e5r aldrig. T\u00e4nker. Kollar runt och ser inga andra toaletter n\u00e4ra, och misst\u00e4nker att [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[1155,377,589],"class_list":["post-34128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vardagen","tag-kissa","tag-melodifestival","tag-simon"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josjos.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josjos.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josjos.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josjos.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josjos.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34128"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.josjos.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34128\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.josjos.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josjos.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.josjos.se\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}